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20 Nov
GH, my business mentor, has this running gag that he pulls on me everytime we meet up.
He’ll smile at me and with a twinkle in his eye ask me the same question that i always dread
“Eh, so how? Still a virgin ah?”
I had the misfortune of telling him that i was a virgin - i never had sexual relations with a girl before. He found out about this when i started working for him.
My answer everytime would be - “Yes, i’m still a virgin”.
GH will get a good 5 minutes of laughter - double that if we are with some close friends.
Well, i’m straight. I ain’t embarrassed to say that i am a virgin. Ok, maybe at the age of 31… it should be about time i got some. But i’m a Christian and i don’t believe in pre-martial sex. Guess i’ll join the Facebook Group for “I’m Going To Have Awkward, Clumsy Sex When I’m Married”.
*heh* Guess i’ll have to wait some more.
GH will probably pile on the jokes when we meet up again for prawn noodles. *sigh*
(PS: GH is a father of 2 beautiful baby girls… and a staunch Catholic… so his jokes are all in good fun)
16 Responses for "I Ain’t Getting No Sex!"
It ain’t premarital sex if you ain’t getting married! =D
Hmm… now that’s a thought… Which comes first? Chicken or the Egg?
*pat pat* I know how you feel….*sighz*
Your reward will be in eternity, Mike. Plus I don’t think girls would like a guy with a ton of experience…
2 factions:
1) why buy the cow when u get the milk for free already (those who are engaging in pre-marital sex)
2) Would u buy a car if you can’t test drive it? Cars are ex and a life long commitment too (the opposing faction of people who are ok with pre-m sex)
you decide…
your persistence is respectable! (:
Dude. Respect.
ok i need 7 years to catch up with u!
I had the same experience… during NS days. Accidentally my bunkmates found out that I’m a virgin and everytime we meet up, one cheeky fella would ask me the same question “pia already?”
kudos Mic!
@FoxTwo @eStee @nannywen @Ian Timothy: Many thanks. I was expecting some sniggering laughter… the kudos & pat-in-the-back took me by surprise.
@chillycraps: Heh… take it easy.
Since you are expecting laughter…
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Only 9 more years to go, then you can be a real 40yr old virgin.
*damn I feel mean today*
@arzhou: Ah… i’m feeling human again…
Simplicity is the key
A This kind of thing nooo need to tell everyone lar!
True respect. You have our support! Keep the faith
Keep it up. There is no such thing call premarital sex. It’s just sex within marriage or sex OUTSIDE marriage.
Drop the word premarital sex from your dictionary and the decision is easy.
I am a virgin till my wedding nite. Sex was not clumsy after that. My girl is 14 mths and my boy is coming soon.
Miccheng,
That’s no joke, I’ve been married
for 6 years now, and I’m lucky to
get it once a year ;-(
I picked up some key pointers from this site.
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