Clumsy SexGH, my business mentor, has this running gag that he pulls on me everytime we meet up.

He’ll smile at me and with a twinkle in his eye ask me the same question that i always dread

“Eh, so how? Still a virgin ah?”

I had the misfortune of telling him that i was a virgin - i never had sexual relations with a girl before. He found out about this when i started working for him.

My answer everytime would be - “Yes, i’m still a virgin”.

GH will get a good 5 minutes of laughter - double that if we are with some close friends.

Well, i’m straight. I ain’t embarrassed to say that i am a virgin. Ok, maybe at the age of 31… it should be about time i got some. But i’m a Christian and i don’t believe in pre-martial sex. Guess i’ll join the Facebook Group for “I’m Going To Have Awkward, Clumsy Sex When I’m Married”.

*heh* Guess i’ll have to wait some more.

GH will probably pile on the jokes when we meet up again for prawn noodles. *sigh*

(PS: GH is a father of 2 beautiful baby girls… and a staunch Catholic… so his jokes are all in good fun)